Ozzy Osbourne | Dr. Grob's Animation Review

Director: Walt Dohm
Release date: April 10, 2020
Rating: ★★
Review:

Dreamworks’ 2016 Film ‘Trolls’ was a bit of a surprise, given the fact that it was based on a pretty ugly Danish toy line from the 1950s. Despite its lackluster origins, the film was an unforeseen outburst of color, textures and music, even spawning a major hit (‘Can’t Stop the Feeling!’) for Justin Timberlake, who voiced Branch, one of the main characters.

‘Trolls’ nevertheless was nothing remarkable storywise, but compared to its successor, ‘Trolls World Tour’ still by far the more interesting movie. ‘Trolls World Tour’ is even more colorful and more tactile than its predecessor, but its plot is disappointingly lazy, conventional, and frustratingly inconsistent (more of which, later).

There are even two obligate breakup scenes, neither of which makes sense, and the film’s obvious morale is even explained to us by Poppy at the very end. What do they think at Dreamworks? That their public consists of complete morons? Even a six-year-old could have distilled the message from the story. There’s a pinky promise, which is introduced with much bravado, but which remains inconsequential, after all. At one point Branch convinces the villains to side with him, but we don’t even see how he manages to do that.

These are just a few examples of an annoying lack of storytelling skills demonstrated in the movie.
In fact, problems already start with the film’s premise: ‘Trolls World Tour’ throws the world building of the original movie completely overboard to install a new one, in which there are five more troll kingdoms, all based on a major music genre. Given the wide range of music that exists in the world, the idea of a mere six kingdoms is absurd to begin with, but soon becomes apparent that this world building is not only incomplete, it’s highly inconsistent.

Of all genres imaginable, especially jazz is painfully lacking, only represented by one character exemplifying ‘smooth jazz’, while all world genres are diminished to three sets of isolated characters, representing K-pop, reggaeton, and… yodeling. Now, as a Dutchman, I was pleasantly surprised that the yodeling featured came from the hard rocking seventies hit ‘Hocus Pocus’ by Dutch group Focus, but otherwise, frankly, it makes no sense. Why do these characters lack a kingdom of their own? Why did they become bounty hunters (for that’s what they are)? What of all other genres imaginable? Where are those trolls?

The major genres in the other kingdoms hardly fare better than jazz however: classical music is represented by 18th- 19th century orchestral music only, funk and hiphop are merged as if it were one genre, and the dance depicted is of the poppiest sort imaginable. Rock, meanwhile, looks mostly like an evil metal kingdom, led by a punky princess, whose story ark (she has no real friends) is both forced and neglected. I liked country land, led by a Kelly Clarkson voiced character, most, especially because the textile background art was most apparent in this world.

For this background art is the real star of the movie: all troll landscapes are made of textiles, even the water at the edge of a pond has a frayed edge. While yawning at all the obligate antics of the characters, these background images kept me smiling and in admiration throughout the picture.

But of course, background art cannot save a film with such a weak story as ‘Trolls World Tour’ has, and the end result simply is subpar. It’s a shame, for obviously, a lot of talent has been wasted on this picture, not least the great music stars like Anderson .Paak, George Clinton, Mary J. Blige, and Ozzy Osbourne who have lent their voice to this lackluster product. And let’s not forget the animation talent. For example, when Poppy realizes she might not have been a good queen after all, this is a piece of excellent character animation, but we don’t care, nonetheless, because the emotion is forced into the plot, and has no logical place in the narrative. ‘Trolls World Tour’ is full of such moments and can best be quickly forgotten.

Watch the trailer for ‘Trolls World Tour’ yourself and tell me what you think: